Notes to SelfTumblr (3.0; @notestoselff)http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/The whole eating after seven rule shouldn't apply if you wake up at two in the afternoon. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/878312736http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/878312736Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:59:36 -0400Michael Cera is the only person in the world who can get his virginity back for every new role he lands. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/878310283http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/878310283Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:58:53 -0400A good mean girls quote will lift any mood, any day. <p><em>You go Glen Coco.</em></p>http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/796891748http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/796891748Sun, 11 Jul 2010 03:06:00 -0400The Buttertons are the only perfect family in America. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/796850904http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/796850904Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:52:00 -0400All I need to survive is air, sandwiches and Avada Kedavra. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/782479414http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/782479414Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:41:12 -0400I'm not okay with my life revolving around Facebook,YouTube, Myspace, AOL, AIM, Photobucket or any other program. But I am completely okay with it revolving around Tumblr.http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/775316786http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/775316786Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:52:47 -0400Accept the fact that colleges try to put their ugliest students on the brochures because they really don't want you to go there. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/767494909http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/767494909Sat, 03 Jul 2010 22:39:00 -0400I vow to never marry someone who doesn't love Hermoine as much as I love Harry. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/767492405http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/767492405Sat, 03 Jul 2010 22:38:44 -0400I'm afraid to 'Like' any of Joyce's posts because she'll remember we 'haven't hung out in sooo long!'http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/767435222http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/767435222Sat, 03 Jul 2010 22:19:27 -0400Yes, Brooke Wallace's status' will make you hate rap music. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/755377263http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/755377263Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:16:36 -0400Tequila does indeed make her clothes fall off. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/751160480http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/751160480Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:05:08 -0400I'll never understand why us girls find it a necessity to tell each other what we're wearing. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/751157464http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/751157464Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:04:09 -0400No, you will never understand why Huggies just came out with jean diapers. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/750526155http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/750526155Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:39:20 -0400Always assume you can sleep at least two hours longer. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/750519850http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/750519850Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:37:13 -0400All relatives over 50 are fucking insane. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/748453868http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/748453868Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:24:28 -0400When in doubt, buy peanut butter M&M's.http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/747441847http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/747441847Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:05:17 -0400When your mom harrasses you for seeing you bought a shirt for your dad that says 'I got 99 Problems and They're All Bitches,' don't take that shit. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/739661529http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/739661529Sat, 26 Jun 2010 18:27:02 -0400Expect to want to sing from rooftops once finished with Rent. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/735570509http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/735570509Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:50:00 -0400Accept the fact that you will compare all guys to Noah Calhoun.http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/735023910http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/735023910Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:41:55 -0400Always root for the little guy. http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/735021860http://notestoselff.tumblr.com/post/735021860Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:41:17 -0400