The whole eating after seven rule shouldn’t apply if you wake up at two in the afternoon.

Michael Cera is the only person in the world who can get his virginity back for every new role he lands.

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A good mean girls quote will lift any mood, any day.

You go Glen Coco.

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The Buttertons are the only perfect family in America.

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All I need to survive is air, sandwiches and Avada Kedavra.

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I’m not okay with my life revolving around Facebook,YouTube, Myspace, AOL, AIM, Photobucket or any other program. But I am completely okay with it revolving around Tumblr.

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Accept the fact that colleges try to put their ugliest students on the brochures because they really don’t want you to go there.

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I vow to never marry someone who doesn’t love Hermoine as much as I love Harry.

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I’m afraid to ‘Like’ any of Joyce’s posts because she’ll remember we ‘haven’t hung out in sooo long!’

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Yes, Brooke Wallace’s status’ will make you hate rap music.

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